short shorts long days ahead. 24 hours from now, i'll be back that swamp i know so well. i'm excited for a number of things that probably don't exist & never will exist anywhere but in my head. also, i'm excited to see cool dudes & ladies.
it seems like seriously everyone is talking about getting in shape lately. is that the new cool thing? do i need to do that to be cool? is that what it will take? should i cut my hair? do you like this shirt? WHAT WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!?