I just realized that if I was in another state (i.e. California or Maine) that I would not be in Kent Ohio, and I would possibly have something important to do.

I trust all of you are not dead. If by any chance you are, I am sorry I missed your funeral.

Kent

Today my fortune cookie read:

"You are a perfectionist. Don't spoil it

best fortune cookie ever.

Ulcer: 1. An infected Sore 2. A moral blemish ( Read more... )

Age won't make me apathetic!

Shark attacks = Amazing!

I seriously accomplished more in eight hours yesterday than I did in an entire month. I feel incredibly worthless. I havnt written in awhile so I thought Id document what has happened since the last time I wrote ( Read more... )

I never thought that I would get to this point in my life, but my dislike for christmas is slowly becoming exponential ( Read more... )

This whole place smells like fuck!

Ed Gein is coming to Kent in a few weeks for $6. A fucking steal if you ask me. I fell into a bottomless pit with many poisonous snakes and decided to download their new album. Its pretty amazing. After only listening to 3 songs, I have already promised myself that I will buy it, and put it under my pillow every night (you should try it, its like a ( Read more... )

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

I hope this finds everybody in a "lets fucking kill babies mood" sweet