So I damn near amputated my leg in my attempts to shave for the first time in recent memory. Apparently shaving your legs is NOT like riding a bike

sometimes i really don't like myself

so you know that fruit bats song where it goes "when you love somebody and bite your tongue all you get is a mouthful of blood"?

i'd much rather have a mouthful of blood than any of the string of feelings i have had over the passed two months.

just sayin'

the next time there is even a remote chance of me getting laid, i'm totally wearing my sweet ass glow in the dark optimus prime underwear.

i misses snuggle time.

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Today is the official start of my diet plan ( Read more... )

Its been a long time since I've updated. I blame my lack of computer and lack of anything going in my my life worth posting about ( Read more... )

That I have jowls. Seriously. I was doing something I haven't done in a long time (camera whoring) and I noticed that I have saggy jowls. And ridiculously long hair. I knew it was getting long, but I guess it took me actually seeing it in a photo to realize that I desperately need to cut off like a foot of my hair.


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its kind of funny when you're driving down the road, wondering why the world looks so weird. then it dawns on you, the entire planet is out of focus because you've left your glasses at home.

its even funnier when you have to try to drive your blind ass home in the dark.