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[xfifi17x]

absent.

i was (am) bored and somewhat alert, and i had the sudden desire to do something useful. so i decided to bake a loaf of bread.

i couldn't find a measuring cup, so i made do with a teacup and my instincts. in retrospect, i guess that wasn't the best idea. i mixed all the ingredients in a bowl. then the directions told me to put the dough on

Comments

[deprofundis04]

baking bread is much more difficult than cooking a delicious gourmet meal. do not fret, im sure you will cook swimmingly for your first potluck dinner.

[xfifi17x]

i can make hot dogs and grilled cheese sandwiches...and occasionally mac-n-cheese (liora taught me!).

[deprofundis04]

when i come home i'll teach you how to make anything you want.

[xfifi17x]

seriously? i will then have to except that offer! and how's it going in [insert where you are here]?

[skanky_platypus]

Why didn't you buy a loaf of bread? It would have been a lot easier...just thought you should know.

[xfifi17x]

because my instincts lied.

[gusthegreat]

stay in the kitchen...

[xfifi17x]

are you crazy?! i scattered flour all over the countertop, i swear! it looks like a columbian cocaine factory in there.

[gusthegreat]

*Colombian

what????cocaine????????

hollllllllllllllllllllllaaa

[xfifi17x]

yea, i wouldn't be surprised if my coke fiend neighbor comes into my house and starts snorting the flour.

[randommixture]

LOL! your entries are by far one of the most entertaining! i can't believe that your boredom led you to bake bread.

ps. my church still has potluck dinners.

[xfifi17x]

potluck suppers?! i LOVE them! invite me woman! i swear i'll stay away from baking bread next time around.

[randommixture]

yes m'dear, POTLUCK SUPPERS! its soo funny to see... all these white, old, granny type ladies bringing in baked goods. if you come, get ready to gain like 1023489234098234098239482 pounds

[cherie_morte]

LMAO. You fifikins, you are so practical.