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xenokattz

My flist is rad & also water is wet

Feb 17, 2012 12:05

From olansamuelle AND THEN I FLAILED MY ARMS OFF

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scribble_myname February 17 2012, 20:25:24 UTC

A) #1, #3, and #15 are being babysat by #7. What's the worst incident that occurs?

B) #2 and #8 are stuck in a prison cell together. How do they escape?

C) How would #10 get #4 and #13 to go on a blind date?

xenokattz February 18 2012, 17:05:37 UTC

A) De-aged Jaime Reyes, Kon-el, & Charles Xavier are being babysat by Lois Lane. Because she (hhhhhrrrngh!) promised Clark she wouldn't dash off to a story with kindergarteners in tow. Unfortunately, Sinister & his Marauders thought this would be a MOST excellent time to attack, thus harvesting prime genetic material. Lois ended that plan with judicious application of her horror-storytelling skills towards kinder!Blue Beetle, kinder!Superboy & Kinder!Prof X. The Marauders will henceforth never underestimate superhero kindergarteners who think you're the boogieman.

B) Remy Lebeau & Fa Mulan are in a prison cell together. They walk out.

C) Mind you, Magneto doesn't actually CARE if Darcy Lewis & Jessica Jones hit it off on a blind date. He just wants those damned women off Utopia. One, they're not mutants. Two, they disrupt EVERYTHING. And three, they made Cyclops smile. *shudder*

scribble_myname February 19 2012, 01:53:55 UTC

:see icon: LOVE this.

scribble_myname February 19 2012, 01:54:41 UTC

any chance I can get a conversation between those two jailbreakers?

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xenokattz February 18 2012, 17:08:36 UTC

A) In a fight between Remy Lebeau & Jessica Jones, the whisky would win. Mind you, the fight began over whisky to begin with, followed by whose love life is more fucked up (Remy's), who has been more hard-done by (Jessica but only by a smidge), whose team is more fucked up (Remy, but only by a smidge), & which team Wolverine should stick to (they arm wrestle to get rid of him). But, yeah, the whisky wins.

B) Darcy Lewis & Clint Barton are stuck in a mountain hut due to a snowstorm. They proceed to have marathon sex. For... uh... warmth.

mwffj February 17 2012, 21:50:13 UTC

5, 9, and 11 are forced to go on a road trip from the west coast to the east coast of North America and HAVE to take a subcompact car. Do they even make it, and if they do, is anyone killed or seriously maimed along the way out of sheer annoyance? What state are they in when said person is killed?

6 and 12 have sex. Is this horrifying, hilarious, awesome or just downright strange?

1, 8 and 14 go to a bar and get rip-roaring drunk. What's the wildest, most "The Hangover"-esque thing that they do/happens to each of them?

xenokattz February 18 2012, 17:15:45 UTC

A) Cass Cain, Clint Barton, & Cho Chang are forced to go on a road trip from coast to coast in a subcompact. After several heart-attack-inducing hours, Clint decides he's the ONLY one who can drive because Batman & Oracle "taught" Cass how to drive, & Cho has never driven a car in her life & even if she has, it would be on the wrong side of the street. Cho & Clint veto every radio station Cass wants which makes her sulk & sit on the roof, resulting in countless police departments pulling them over for a ticket. Cho makes the car fly sometimes which... okay, it's pretty damn cool. No one is killed but only because Clint tries to maintain a steady kind of drunk throughout the whole thing & anyway, having your nails painted by two cute almost-illegal girls is kind of hot.

B) Hermione Granger & Rogue have sex. It's pretty damn awesome.

C) Jaime Reyes, Fa Mulan, & Clark Kent go to a bar. Clark can't get drunk but he does get called away for a few hours. By the time he gets back, the only thinks left in the hotel room are Khaji-da who is ( ... )

alphabet26 February 18 2012, 00:17:13 UTC

7 invites 13 to dinner. What do they eat?

xenokattz February 18 2012, 17:19:16 UTC

Lois Lane invites Jessica Jones to dinner. They have Volcanic Nachoes-- 5 pounds of nachos with chili, melted cheese, onions, jalapenos, olives, avocadoes, fresh tomatoes, cilantro, and Searing Death Hot Sauce-- several bottles of dry red wine, basil peseto & mozzarella pizza with stuffed crusts, & a chocolate fountain. They then proceed to squee over their incredibly hot, ripped, man-mountain-god hubbies.

vikingprincess February 18 2012, 00:25:53 UTC

#6 has to babysit a (possibly) de-aged #12, who ends up being a complete brat, worthy of kiddicide.

Unrequited crushage between #14 and #4. Bonus points for awkward courting gestures.

#1, #3, and #5 run an intervention on #11 for his or her own good.

xenokattz February 18 2012, 17:30:51 UTC

A) Hermione Granger has to babysit a de-aged Rogue who is a complete brat as only a budding terrorist can be. She tries several times to escape & destroy the X-Men just like her mommies say to. Hermione ends up stupefying her every thirty minutes. She stops feeling terrible after the fourth time when Rogue finds a way to plug up all the toilets in the house and inviting nixies in to swim in the backed-up toilet water ( ... )

vikingprincess February 18 2012, 20:37:22 UTC

A) Oh, sweet mercy, this is WONDERFUL! I snort-laughed upon reading it: this is a step up from laughing out loud. I could completely envision it happening, which only added to the fun.

B) D'aww, so cute! The falling into a lap is classic - good for you, Darcy. Too bad Clark's myopia only allows him to see the HBIC, eh?

C) Jaime, Kon, and Cass are COMPLETELY correct. Cho should really know better, but I suppose we all have our blind spots!