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A) Cass Cain, Clint Barton, & Cho Chang are forced to go on a road trip from coast to coast in a subcompact. After several heart-attack-inducing hours, Clint decides he's the ONLY one who can drive because Batman & Oracle "taught" Cass how to drive, & Cho has never driven a car in her life & even if she has, it would be on the wrong side of the street. Cho & Clint veto every radio station Cass wants which makes her sulk & sit on the roof, resulting in countless police departments pulling them over for a ticket. Cho makes the car fly sometimes which... okay, it's pretty damn cool. No one is killed but only because Clint tries to maintain a steady kind of drunk throughout the whole thing & anyway, having your nails painted by two cute almost-illegal girls is kind of hot.

B) Hermione Granger & Rogue have sex. It's pretty damn awesome.

C) Jaime Reyes, Fa Mulan, & Clark Kent go to a bar. Clark can't get drunk but he does get called away for a few hours. By the time he gets back, the only thinks left in the hotel room are Khaji-da who is looking after a horse, which is strange because isn't Khaji-da welded into Jaime's spine? Also, where did the horse come from?