...I could be 6 inches tall. Then I would mary Tom Thumb and have an affair with Thumbelina. I think she would be so nice ( Read more... )

ERK! school started last week and I am exhausted already. That can't possibley be a good sign. Of course I am taking 15 hours online. Egadtz! What was I thinking? Up until last week I had all the time in the world and now I already have 4 essays due. Holy Crap!

Well despite the weather, the New Year festivities were nice.I was suppose to go to Atl, but I seem to always make plans with a certain group of friends that loves to flake at the last minute. You would think that I would learn my lesson. I guess I do it subconsciously when I really don't want to go somewhere. hmmmm ( Read more... )

HAPPY FUCKIN' NEW YEAR!!!!

Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Cacamess!
Here's to hopin'that all the Santa's blow up.

I don't want to limp my life away ( Read more... )

I have this incredible urge to be in NY right now. Not tomorrow, not next week, but RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I am drowning in the lack of anything to do on this town. I am going to Burninghell tomorrow, but that isn't the same. Fighting all the Cacamess shoppers and pushy elves. Tis the season to be joyless.
Yikes, I sound like a toad. Off to bed with

Oh my goodness! I am so excited. I gets to see my favoritist couple get hitched tomorrow. Although I have no idea where....I will find it iffin' I have to scour the entire city!

So I made some much anticipated cookies tonight. Very sad to say that they have died and gone to cookie hell. I would say heaven, but these things were B-A-D, BAD! Damn Martha Stewart. Her things may look nice and pretty, but they sure do suck assholes. That is the second and last time I use one of her recipes ( Read more... )

As I wipe the vomit from my lips....cause, like an idiot, I mixed whiskey and vodka, I had a thought....................
......When you find someone and settle down and you guys want to have kids, I want to be the donor tummy. Promise you'll let me!