Should itscatastrophe move to N. Carolina?

I would do just about anything for medical insurance right now ( Read more... )

What is it about cooking dinner and, more specifically, eating dinner that makes people think, "I should call my phone company and pay my bill? Who cares if i'm mid-bite and i have no idea where my credit card is!  This absolutely cannot wait another moment!" Come on people, i am dying to know.

Also, i just had a customer close a call by saying ( ( Read more... )

I have recently realized that cats are nothing but oddly shaped vessels for transporting pee.

Sometimes i wish you all could live with me just so you could hear the gems that come out of Mona's mouth late at night.  Then i remember that we live in a one bedroom apartment and it would be pretty awkward if you all lived there... so instead i will just share her insights with you in this forum.

"... So... what do you think ant porn is like?"
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Other than that whole being tired (still drunk?) thing i'm having a pretty perfect morning.  There is no breakFASTey food at my house so i managed to get up early enough to stop and buy coffee and a bagel before work.  The lady at the bagel shop even directed me to the correct size coffee to get the special coffee/bagel deal.  That was helpful ( Read more... )

Holy shit, undercovertowel's cat breathes louder than a rhinoceros.  And you should hear him snore!

I think that i should clean out his nasal passages or sell him....

Anyone want him?  He has a thing for blonds.

Dien Haus?  I've heard you want some more cats...

With the weather as nice as it is i'd like to ride my bike around a lot more however i don't want to look like a novice out there because that would be totally uncool.

If i could pick up a book to address all of my bike related concerns the chapter list would look something like this:
1.  How to dismount and still look fabulous
2.  Perils of biking ( Read more... )

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Some of my favorite excerpts:

...Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates - yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame...

God designed a boy's ( Read more... )

The snowstorm has buried our apartment and our cars and now we are stuck at home, bored and hungry. We were completely unprepared for this and so we have no food in the fridge. And by "no food" i mean we have old hummus, beer and some condiments.

Exhibit A


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