New Punctuation Mark is So Cool (insert new mark here)

[xcourtkneex]

Half (well, let's face it, all) the fun of sarcasm is knowing that somehow, some people still can't pick up on it.

Thanks to the SarcMark©, you can now deliver witty one-liners (in text) and never have to worry about idiot bystanders missing out on your incredible wit again (as long as it's in text and also the other person has to have the software

Comments

[naminess]

BUT! but but but just think if you DO use it how much fun it will be to explain it over and over again :D

[xcourtkneex]

True! I can see it now...

"What IS that thing? Did your printer run out of ink while printing an @?"
"Pff, an incredible supergenius (insert symbol) like yourself surely knows what the SarcMark© is!"
"No, please explain!"
"Well, you use it to denote sarcasm! It's all the rage (punctuation-wise)!"
"So basically you just called me an idiot. Die in a fire, douchebag."

I like to call it the HowToAlienatePeopleAndLoseFriendsMark© :D It's the new punctuation craze that's sweeping the nation! And really, how long's it been since PUNCTUATION made the news? That in itself is kind of exciting I guess XD

[naminess]

It will only make the news if a member of gov't sent it on a national memo to the world.

D: oh fuck i just thought of so many things

XD

Dear (insert third world country):

We would love to give you aid (sarcmarc)

-BFF USA

HowToAlienatePeopleAndLoseFriendsMark© indeed

[xcourtkneex]

ROFLROFLROFL I think I'm going to sign everything -BFF USA from now on. Thank you, Nami, thankyou thankyou thankyou for this.

-BFF USA