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Mar 30, 2009 11:04

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Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

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mylodon March 30 2009, 21:26:56 UTC
Dear DS Devlin

What is wrong with my blooming nose this winter? Why can't I breathe properly unless I'm in a steaming hot bath.

Grumpy hugs and kisses

Mylodon

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I've got your remedy xbeyondinsanex March 30 2009, 21:37:20 UTC
Hello Miss Mylodon,

What a pretty name. Matches your pretty face. How do I know? I checked the CCTV outside your apartment. Friends in high places.

I need to ask you a few questions. Last fella I talked to with a nose problem was running a coke deal, selling to the middle classes. You know anyone by the name of Fast Max? No? Best you keep it that way, I'd hate to have you thrown in the dock.

In order to properly determine exactly why this steaming hot bath treatment seems to set you right, I'd have to observe it in action. Shall we say half eight at mine? You bring the bubbles, I'll bring the bubbly.

Sincerely,

DS Matt Devlin

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Re: I've got your remedy mylodon March 31 2009, 11:30:30 UTC
Matt

Your friends are deluding you. We live in a house in a place that's so backwards they don't even have street lights on our road. :) But if you want to believe I'm pretty, you carry on...

Eight at yours might be awkward - old man in the offing and all that. What about this afternoon chez moi?

M

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Re: I've got your remedy xbeyondinsanex March 31 2009, 20:41:21 UTC
Wouldn't you know, I've got all afternoon free. I'll be there unless someone burns down another building...

Looking forward to this investigation ;)

-Dev

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flirtyfroggy March 30 2009, 21:53:29 UTC
Dear Midshipman Kennedy,

I have a colleague who, while marginally senior to me, seems to think they are the local god and behaves accordingly. This is impacting the atmosphere of the workplace. What should I do?

Yours,

Miss Froggy
xx

Dear Fourth Lieutenant Kennedy,

I would appreciate your take on the situation also.

Very definitely yours,

Miss Froggy
xx

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xbeyondinsanex March 30 2009, 22:50:13 UTC
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