Served pasta samples for six hours at Wal-Mart today. This job is so funny because I always go in fully intending to do a good job promoting products and reciting selling points and pushing people to consume even more items that they don't need at all. And by the end of it, I have adopted multiple personalities, and all of them bad. Consider ( Read more... )

Meh, last day with Hannah. It was a good last day, though, swimming at Bogart until we nearly froze, then driving to On The Rise for various food items. I had some delicious pumpkin bread because it struck me as something Harry Potter might eat. You know, pumpkin bread, pumpkin juice...it's all related. Then spent several hours trying on ( Read more... )

Harry Potter looks good in a sombrero AND a bikini. What can he not do?

LA PA OPENS TODAY!!!!! And fencing tonight, followed by ice cream at the pickle barrel. Did I mention I love Wednesdays?

I have decided that mowing the lawn counts as exercise. Especially since that particular task in my yard involves fighting off whomping willow-esque trees. Very aerobic. Or cardiovascular. One of those exercise terms ( Read more... )

This is kind of a test to see how many of my friends still go on lj. Post a comment if you see it ( Read more... )

First kiss, first car, first date, etc.? Well, I had a first today. First time drinking milk out of a cup that smelled like cigarettes. Milk tasted fine.

Note on the mood: I'm on f, right? did I skip e?

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Say that five times fast

The kind people put on burgers and hot dogs (and Subway sandwiches)? So do they pickle the cucumber, then slice it, or slice it, then pickle it?

oh, btw, not actually depressed. Just working my way through the alphabet...

Maybe not. I just get sick of having to *be* all the time. I wish I could just put my body on autopilot and take a vacation from existence. That's usually when I read a lot, because then I get to let somebody else do the being for a bit while I relax. They usually be better than I be. Oh well. Everybody's bad at something. Nikki's bad at ( Read more... )