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[obscuronoctis]

It's nearly February. I didn't get sick this winter. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket all month. I've retroactively claimed these as now completed resolutions.

Did you make any?

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[dieneidio]

That is not at all how resolutions work.

(Yes.)

[obscuronoctis]

Says who?

(Fascinating.)

[dieneidio]

Says me. You can't resolve not to get sick in the first place, that's silly and so's your face.

(You are intrigued.)

[obscuronoctis]

My face.

(Not in the least.)

[obscuronoctis]

That'll give you arthritis.

[obscuronoctis]

Oh.

In that case I guess you're in the right business. Of punching.

[666doc]

Carry on then. You're well on your way in being granted the "most massive pussy of the year" award.

[obscuronoctis]

Ow.

[666doc]

That's what your mum said.

[obscuronoctis]

!

[ouroborosdance]

Ten, though thus far I have only broken half of them.

[obscuronoctis]

It's only one month in. You've got time.

[ouroborosdance]

Help me break the rest, why don't you?

[obscuronoctis]

Hey, I'm trying to be well behaved this year.

No he's not.

[meanwhileback]

I haven't almost been horribly killed yet, so I'd say I'm doing alright. Not that I actually made that as a resolution, it's more of a general rule. "Don't get horribly fucking killed".

And I've designed a new line, which is fucking sick. So yeah, 2011 is an improvement.

[obscuronoctis]

Uh. Are you in danger of getting horribly killed?

I'm glad to hear that.

[meanwhileback]

Just about all the time now, apparently, so. You know. That's fun. Nothing new, considering how many times I've been like... almost horribly killed in the last few, but. It's not a thing that sucks any less the more it happens to you!

[obscuronoctis]

What? Why?