It's nearly February. I didn't get sick this winter. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket all month. I've retroactively claimed these as now completed resolutions.
this year i made resolutions i knew i'd keep. these are them: - continue chain smoking - respect my hair as its own willful entity - draw more scantily clad zombie girls - don't drink milk anymore ever you idiot - be nocturnal
I only have one big goal and that's more of a lifelong thing. The rest is limiting. I don't know what'll happen an hour from now, much less a year from now.
It kind of works for me. Plus, I never followed through whenever I tried to make any. I promised to give chocolate up for Lent? Worst mistake of my life.
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this year i made resolutions i knew i'd keep. these are them:
- continue chain smoking
- respect my hair as its own willful entity
- draw more scantily clad zombie girls
- don't drink milk anymore ever you idiot
- be nocturnal
i'm doing pretty good so far
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Sounds like your year's off to a good start.
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what kind of car do you have? i am currently shopping for some wheels
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Honda Accord.
This is a lie.
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I have objectives but I wouldn't consider them resolutions.
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