[text] maybe you really can touch this
Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here, and the future begins with one thing we have long been promised. Jet packs.
Hammer Industries is proud to unveil the first of its kind - The Hammerpack. You, citizens of Xanadu, are hereby invited to a demonstration in three weeks time wherein one lucky member of the public will get to use it for themselves! Cool, right? Sign up now to enter your name in the raffle. The winner will be drawn onsite at random. This ain't your Mythbusters water and Coke can jet pack, folks. This is a top of the line military grade piece of badass. You Xanadon't want to miss it.
And since the internet is nothing without a hype machine, I, Justin Hammer, along with a very special guest, will be personally updating this little bugger. If you have kids, cover their eyes from the address bar.