"Whoa, whoa, OH SHIT! That's gonna hurt ( Read more... )

A wide expanse of Xanadu's outdoors has been set up for a delightful event. As promised, Justin Hammer is going to announce the winner of his raffle, the prize being the opportunity to fly in one of his state of the art jetpacks, or rather vainly named, Hammerpacks. He is standing on a tall stage, the outside of which is decorated with colorful ( Read more... )

y is this # in my phone? who r u? tho if ur hott lets hook up. if ur a girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here, and the future begins with one thing we have long been promised. Jet packs.

Hammer Industries is proud to unveil the first of its kind - The Hammerpack. You, citizens of Xanadu, are hereby invited to a demonstration in three weeks time wherein one lucky member of the public will get to use it for themselves ( Read more... )

Good day, Xanadu. Prepare yourself for yet another what you see may not be what you get moment ( Read more... )

"Right. Well, you could be real. Or, you could all be mildly disturbing and possibly tumor-induced figments of my admittedly well-developed imagination.

Who wants to play Twenty Questions?"

[ooc: I'm attempting an experiment. Tony will be collecting details he gleans about everyone he comes in contact with. Those details will be listed on his ( Read more... )

There is a bar. And in that bar there is a man. He waits at a table with three empty chairs, nursing a beer that’s been warm for at least half an hour. The waitress comes and delivers-- at his insistence-- the very same order that has remained untouched for the past four nights: two bottles of beer and a glass of milk. She sets them on the table ( Read more... )

Following the sound of squealing car breaks and a rather sudden pop, a peculiar cloud of dust rose from the outskirts of town. As the dust cloud settled, the driver of the stalled black van bearing a striking red stripe stepped out of the vehicle. While his movements were very heavy and collected upon exiting, the simple gesture of slowly running a ( Read more... )