I've been on a South Park kick and honestly that program never stops being awesome ( Read more... )

I wish I could find a way to electrify the wall at the front of our house without anyone noticing ( Read more... )

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."
- Hunter S Thompson

.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

For some reason this just completely cracked me up.

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God grant me with the ability to reach through phone lines and stab peoples eyes out. Amen.

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I have a fringe ( Read more... )

Invictus by William Ernest HenleyOut of the night that covers me ( Read more... )

...Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight ( Read more... )

I'm looking forward to seeing Jade Goodys corpse plastered all over the tabloids.

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I have a week off from *shudder* Tmobile ( Read more... )

'The [11 year old] suspect is accused of killing 26-year-old Kenzie Marie Houkwho with a shotgun, which apparently belonged to him ( Read more... )