Big Bad Evil Guy [Demyx/Xemnas]

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Title: Big Bad Evil Guy
Pairing: Demyx/Xemnas
WHY?!: It's 9/1, of course! >D
Are you seriously writing a Demyx-seme fic every day for the next thirteen days?: Yes. 8D.
Oh my god, I'm going to have to gouge my eyes out!: Actually, you won't. You'll be too busy laughing your ass off at the crack!
Oh... okay. I'll get back to doing my job now.: You do

Comments

[slytherinette]

I love you. Have my Internet babies. <3

*see icon for further instructions*

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NET BABIES!

Can they be sort of like waterclones? 8D~

[slytherinette]

Waterclones might be easier to give birth too.

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WATERBABIES!

*this is like bad Demyx crack stoppit brain Kuja and Axel wouldn't make a funny crack couple, they'd have a my-hips-don't-lie war and storm off in opposite directions*

[x_iland]

LOL. YOU ARE SO GOING TO HELL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. ♥♥♥

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LAND OF PORN HERE I COME

[capri_chan]

:D

It's been so long since I've read pure crack, I forgot how nice it was!

"I'm a little busy, you know, trying to take over Kingdom Hearts BWAHAHA get my heart back" <-- Favorite Part.

That or him "arranging the flowers on his desk or something."

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...I was totally, completely drunk on sleep-deprived insanity when I wrote that. Woaaah.

Demyx would totally call Xemnas mansex if he wasn't afraid of getting pwned in the face :O

[ausgezeichnet]

Your icon is priceless, and I think we now know where Demyx gets his hair tips from.

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ILU.
;3; Seme!Demyx <3 This is some grade A+ Crack right here.

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CRAAAAAAACK!

Seme!Demyx is awesome :P

[iwantasoda]

9/2.... that will be the day your brain will completely break...

Lovely idea, and this was freaking adorable

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I know D: it's tomorrow *stabs self*

...I have a good idea for it, though. It's like... UBER ANTI!XIG/DEM REVENGE PLOT.

Well not uber. But still funny no matter how you look at it XD;

What I'm NOT looking forward to is like... 9/2. And 9/5. AND OH GOD 9/12!!!

...what I am looking forward to is 9/6, 9/8, 9/10, and 9/13. All will adorable 8D

[iwantasoda]

I've read some pretty damn hot 9/12's surprisingly enough. Poor Demyx is really getting around this month huh? Always knew he was a slut at heart

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SLLLLUT! *dies*

Ever watched the Kingdom Hearts Stupid Files? Oh yeah. Demyx says slut. 8D.

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Well okay. 9/12 if only because Demyx is actually male...