Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
- Girl hugs him -
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
- Girl does -
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a
(
Read more... )