Sixty-Two Shabti (AU! Discedo)

[x_dilettante_x]

[Video]

[For those that truly know him, Jon looks annoyed, terrified and absolutely brassed off. To the rest of the community though, he simply comes off as tired and annoyed. Annoyance is always the best way to hide feelings after all

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[fierybluebird]

[The suspicious guy in the fedora in the video here, MIGHT look and sound a little familiar. The location around him is impossibly obscured however.]

Nope, nobody here but us chickens, mate. Pii-kawk! [Does a perfect cluck, shut up, he's usually half bird.]

[x_dilettante_x]

[Oh God is he glad to hear your voice, though all that makes it through is an annoyed eyeroll.]

Well, I've seen better looking chickens before.

[....okay, that is a bit odd. Can you do an Eagle?]

[fierybluebird]

Not my fault I'm without sparkles.

[Headcanon says yes, because phoenixes are supposed to be the ultimate bird, and early Egyptian/Greco-Roman mythology talks about them like fire eagles. If he starts going through his bird-speak repertoire though, they'll be there all week.]

[x_dilettante_x]

...I think I'll pass on sparkling chicken. Never eat a roast again.

[Headcanon can be right and Jon would rather listen to inane bird calls then go out on a witch hunt.]