Sixty-Two Shabti (AU! Discedo)

[x_dilettante_x]

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[For those that truly know him, Jon looks annoyed, terrified and absolutely brassed off. To the rest of the community though, he simply comes off as tired and annoyed. Annoyance is always the best way to hide feelings after all

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[fierybluebird]

[The suspicious guy in the fedora in the video here, MIGHT look and sound a little familiar. The location around him is impossibly obscured however.]

Nope, nobody here but us chickens, mate. Pii-kawk! [Does a perfect cluck, shut up, he's usually half bird.]

[x_dilettante_x]

[Oh God is he glad to hear your voice, though all that makes it through is an annoyed eyeroll.]

Well, I've seen better looking chickens before.

[....okay, that is a bit odd. Can you do an Eagle?]

[fierybluebird]

Not my fault I'm without sparkles.

[Headcanon says yes, because phoenixes are supposed to be the ultimate bird, and early Egyptian/Greco-Roman mythology talks about them like fire eagles. If he starts going through his bird-speak repertoire though, they'll be there all week.]

[x_dilettante_x]

...I think I'll pass on sparkling chicken. Never eat a roast again.

[Headcanon can be right and Jon would rather listen to inane bird calls then go out on a witch hunt.]

[fierybluebird]

Hah, now you know how I always feel. Although roasts I can handle. It's more the babies and eggs that get to me, eh.

[Lol Poor Jon. Marco will convince them he's just being one of those "I MUST TAUNT THE COPS" psychopaths and that he'll totally give away where he is if they listen long enough... but they'll just get confused by all the bird calls.]

[x_dilettante_x]

[If he ends up tortured, Marco owes him a drinks. Several drinks in fact.]

Babies and eggs? Making a toddler omelette, friend?

[fierybluebird]

[Quick! Run out and fake doing your job Jon!]

Eggs remind me of babies. Remember? I'm just an innocent bystander chicken. Pi-kawk.

[x_dilettante_x]

[He is decidedly good at that now!]

...well that gives my breakfast a new look.

Right, go off and be a chicken and stop wasting official time.

[Be careful you nutter.]

[fierybluebird]

Aye.

If you check the docks I'm sure you'll find something interesting, eh.

[Like a bunch of Whitebeard marks EVERYWHERE. But it's okay, he's hanging out on the other side now.]

[x_dilettante_x]

[The docks? Alright then. He makes a note of that on a slip of paper (he's old fashioned alright?) and nods.]

You've been a great help. Discedo thanks you.

[You are horrible you know that.]

[fierybluebird]

Just doing my civic duty.

[He knows. He's proud, but he knows.]