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highlight of the night

sean: so yeah i totally just got laid by this girl tom.

me: toms a guys name..

sean: no its not its a unisex name

jon: no its not.. wait howd you do it?

sean: backdoor.. why?

me: hahahahaha!!

sean: DAMMIT I DIDNT HAVE SEX WITH A GUY!!

this would be the end.. if my whole life didnt feel like a fucking ending ( Read more... )

highlight of the night:

dad: what time are you getting up in the morning?
kurtis: why dont you have pants on?
dad: answer mine first..

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so i have a new background that i made now. i think its cool I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK CAUSE I THINK ITS COOL!! and yeah.. it has a line that i repeat many times. theres a movie in my mind that makes me laugh at inapt times in my life. basically if youve ever seen me laugh for no reason im thinking up situations to a movie that doesnt exist. ( Read more... )

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ITS OVER!! in record breaking (and somewhat scary) ammount of time. josh got Yousuf Karsh as the photographer ( Read more... )

wow. i just logged in and i see this My LJ thing. its weird. very weird. i dont know if i like it. its new. TOO new if you ask me. anywauyz. im just eating rice with lemon juice right now. uhhmmm.. if you havent tried it yet i highly suggest you do.

i have a contest for everyone. i for serious contest. look at this picture of winston churchill


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big post tomorrow.