cody lane?

[x0arkadia0x]

so some random asshat IMed me last night and says, "ur fucking hot, anyone told u u look like cody lane? The hot porn star

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[web_pony]

yea for random inappropriate spam!
.ugh.

[x0arkadia0x]

yeah, but he was like, trying to have a convo with me. all he could say is "ur hot as fuck" or "i love you" He didn't send me a link to Cody Lane or anything, I googled her on my own. But I was slightly offended.

[web_pony]

See? Even worse! It was the most annoying type of spam - unhelpful & illiterate :)

Sorry, if it came off differently, I was trying to sympathize with the annoyance of such a lame anon message. It is truly creepy - ewww.

(p.s. is it me or is her expression the equivalent of someone who's brain was supplanted by bubble wrap?)

[x0arkadia0x]

ugh, yeah. totally creepy.

That's a nice way of putting it. bubble wrap.

[meg_and]

From looking at that picture...
A.) Cody Lane is trashy as hell. B.) She's not hot.

C.) You're hot and NOT trashy, and idiot IM-ers should fuck off. ^_^

<3

[x0arkadia0x]

thank you!
I told him to fuck off. and he said ok. and left me alone. o.O

Never Heard Of Her

[allah_sulu]

I don't think that looks very much like you, unless you've changed (and started applying makeup with a mop) since I last saw you.

Re: Never Heard Of Her

[x0arkadia0x]

I have changed, but not by much. See the previous post for photos of me not looking like a porn star.
The only time I've applied my makeup with a mop is for RHPS, but then again, I kind of have to if I want to look like a man.

[katya_doll]

Youre DELICIOUS!!!!

Sexy, funny and slightly corny
NOT
Weird, slutty and porny.

[x0arkadia0x]

Thank you 8) (I am slightly weird though...)

[meg_and]

I want to use porny as a new adjective to describe people! It shall be awesome! ^_^

[x0arkadia0x]

it's a good word i think.

[jonbonjewvi]

If it was Hobbit Porn they might have slight case ;)

[x0arkadia0x]

bite me.