Dear Holiday Shoppers,

Thank you for choosing my store for your Holiday shopping needs. Now, kindly stop being lazy, cheap-ass, piss-poor-attepts-at-shit stealing cunt monkeys. Otherwise, fuck off.

Love,
me

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