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All right you lot. It seems there's been a bit of complaining around here about biting, chewing and general rowdiness on the part of the Natters. Fred and I would just like to say, that we are absolutely appalled, and we would like to apologise, deeply, and from the bottom of our hearts ( Read more... )

Well, children. Despite the curious disappearance of a certain Miss Granger (who may or may not be off revolutionising the state of organised religion as we know it in various foreign countries), and the lack of participation from a certain Mister Weasley (see if we send you any Christmas presents, Ronnie, other than a bunch of great hairy spiders ( Read more... )

You disappoint us, kids.

If you're reading this I reckon you got the diaries and the notes we sent. It's something new that we've been tinkering with for a while now, sorry for not telling you while you were working here, Ronnie. Top secret and all. Very hush-hush ( Read more... )

IF THIS DOESN'T WORK I VOTE WE SCRAP THE WHOLE BLOODY PROJECT AND GO BACK TO THE VANISHING BODY PART CLOTHING LINE.

how about now?

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