Have you ever read Annie Dillard's Pilgrim at Tinker Creek? Wonderful book. A bit long-winded, but the long-windedness is forgivable because the things she has to say are monumental
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I used to have one of these as a pet in Korea when I was a kidlet. The little shit would eat anything, and one day I threw it on this girl who was a twat and it bit her on the ear.
Man, assassin bugs do the same shit and I've heard it hurts bad. The people I know who've been bitten cried and ended up having scars. And these are strong people who handle biting insects all the time. Horrific.
I just recently moved to Florida, and I found literally over 200 of these in the course of just a couple days last year. It seems that every fall they start flying and mating en masse, and all I had to do was visit a nearby parking lot at night to find dozens of them scurrying and flopping at the base of streetlights.
Remarkably, I never got bit, which is good, because I'm a total pussy about the slightest pain (comes from having an ENTIRELY injury-free childhood, by sheer luck)
I was actually collecting them in buckets and sold them to fellow invertebrate hobbyists. I still have two of them!
I had one of those buggers bite my toe when I was a kid. I blame them entirely for my continuing reluctance to go skinny dipping, or shorts dipping, or enter into a lake in anything less than chain mail.
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The little shit would eat anything, and one day I threw it on this girl who was a twat and it bit her on the ear.
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And I pity the pretty shiny goldfish, thought that was pretty badass. xD;
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Remarkably, I never got bit, which is good, because I'm a total pussy about the slightest pain (comes from having an ENTIRELY injury-free childhood, by sheer luck)
I was actually collecting them in buckets and sold them to fellow invertebrate hobbyists. I still have two of them!
But they're true bugs, not beetles :)
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I had one of those buggers bite my toe when I was a kid. I blame them entirely for my continuing reluctance to go skinny dipping, or shorts dipping, or enter into a lake in anything less than chain mail.
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