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[justdraco]

Bones, when you said we had to go to London, you did not mention it would be Muggle London.

What's this plan of yours? Let's get on with it already, so we can get out of here. These crowds of Muggles smell like wet dog.

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[ms________bones]

Is it possible for you to stop complaining for five minutes, Malfoy?

I'm getting us our stars.

Follow me, and don't say anything. Look for people with orange plastic things hanging around their necks. We'll need some to get backstage.

[justdraco]

...

Fine.

[ms________bones]

Okay, get out your wand.

See that group over there? We're going to petrify them and take their passes. Petrify only, Malfoy. Don't get any funny ideas. I won't hesitate to turn you in for Muggle torture.

[justdraco]

But you think stealing and petrification is acceptable? That's rather twisted, Bones. I think I approve.

[justdraco]

Bones, as entertaining as this is, I don't see how kidnapping five Muggle boys is helping our search.

[ms________bones]

They're our stars!

Well. I wouldn't call them stars, but some people do, so they should work.

Bind their hands. I'll get their feet.

[justdraco]

The tall one with the dumb expression is getting bound up first. He pinched my bum.

What is with the outfits? Are they circus performers?

[ms________bones]

Ahaha. I knew it.

Circus performers? Um. Yeah, sort of.

Oh no. ..

[whereismytoad]

Uh, Susan? W-What are we doing with these boys?

[ms________bones]

Well, we needed stars and in the muggle world these guys are sort of..

Do you.. hear something?

Oh god!

[justdraco]

RUN!

[whereismytoad]

RUN!

[ohharry]

Christ, what are you doing!?

[justdraco]

Not now, Potter. Busy.

[whereismytoad]

Should we unbind them? They don't look very comfortable...

[ms________bones]

Yes, lets. We'll be able to move a lot faster that way, in case the mob tracks us down.

We should drop them at Hogwarts. It's too much work dragging them around with us.

[justdraco]

Agreed. We're not going to be able to get anywhere with them along. 'Bye, bye, bye,' indeed.

Wait...I'm rebinding this grabbyhanded Lance bloke. He keeps accidentally bumping into me.

[turnipearings]

I haven't said a single word yet, either because of confusion or being appalled by everyone's behaviour. But I think we would be better off Obliviating these boys. There are definitely much easier ways of grabbing stars. And that does not include male singers to entertain Dumbledore.