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[justdraco]

Bones, when you said we had to go to London, you did not mention it would be Muggle London.

What's this plan of yours? Let's get on with it already, so we can get out of here. These crowds of Muggles smell like wet dog.

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[ms________bones]

Is it possible for you to stop complaining for five minutes, Malfoy?

I'm getting us our stars.

Follow me, and don't say anything. Look for people with orange plastic things hanging around their necks. We'll need some to get backstage.

[justdraco]

...

Fine.

[ms________bones]

Okay, get out your wand.

See that group over there? We're going to petrify them and take their passes. Petrify only, Malfoy. Don't get any funny ideas. I won't hesitate to turn you in for Muggle torture.

[justdraco]

But you think stealing and petrification is acceptable? That's rather twisted, Bones. I think I approve.

[ms________bones]

Yes well, you're not the only one who wants to go home.

[justdraco]

What do we do with these orange things?

[ms________bones]

Put it on, follow me, and act natural.

...

Actually, don't act natural. Act like you aren't a giant prat and you do want to be here. But above all things, keep your mouth shut.

[justdraco]

Put it on? It's orange. And plastic.

It's ugly and it clashes with my robes.

[ms________bones]

Do you want this hunt to end or not?

[justdraco]

Obviously. Let's just get this over with.

[whereismytoad]

Susan...

...Are you sure this is legal?

[ms________bones]

. . .

Perhaps you should stay out here and wait for us, Neville.

[whereismytoad]

...Okay.

These crowds of girls are sort of scary.

[ms________bones]

And yes. Completely legal.