wrona's LJ stalker is lunargem!lunargem is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also slowly poisoning you!

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Pff... Why are you stalking me, silly wench? Get in my bed!

Mitch Hedberg is dead.

This is sorrowful.

I have a cat. My family has like eight cats, four indoors and four out. One of them in particular, however, is considered mine, mainly because I tend to be her favorite person ( Read more... )

Are you disgustingly fat, over 30, and plagued with inch-tall illegal immigrants who take up residence in your butt ( Read more... )

Greetings, unfelicitous pig-mongers ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that seeing this logo on a commercial for a children's bathroom hygiene product made me think of making this?


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Do you ever feel like acting retarded? I know I do ( Read more... )

Hey, look people! It's a stupid question-thingie. You should answer it, because ( Read more... )