Kyle is making me list stuff that "brings me a moment of joy ( Read more... )

Tagged by pantsdropperWrite 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged its your turn ( Read more... )

The Ultimate Girlfriend Survey

Created by obsidian and taken 222 times on Bzoink
Basic Information�First NameSharonMiddle NameLynnBirthdateJanuary 23 1984And how old would that make her?21What�s her Zodiac sign?Aquarius, but really CapricornHeight5'1"Weight130-ishEye ColorHazelHair ColorBrownDoes she wear make-up?NahDoes she wear her hair up or down? ( Read more... )

The time of Sharon being in my presence has come and gone, and now the being-in-front-of-the-computer-all-day begins anew. Life carries on with its cycle, natural or otherwise, and pandas are still kind of confused about whether they are bears or raccoons. I eat macaroni and cheese with spam in it, and update my livejournal because there's nothing ( Read more... )

I found out today that sometimes men put their penises inside of women. They put them in the place where women pee from. This is disgusting! You pee from there ( Read more... )

Today Jamesteeth, the British person named James formerly known as doglike, made a post with a poll about which of three people is best in bed. Then someone called one of them a "ginger" in a comment. I, being a good freedom-loving American, did not know what this devilish British slang meant, and it made my freedom glands burn ( Read more... )

If you read this entry and do not post a comment, I claim ownership of your first-born child. In the event that you do not produce any offspring, I claim ownership of your pinky-fingers. If you got mauled by a pinky-eating bear or something, and do not have pinky-fingers, I claim ownership of your testicles. If you do not have testicles due to ( Read more... )

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

Hey, bitches, I edited some more crap in.

Not incredibly amusing, but I kinda like it.

(Note to self: drink Old Rasputin as often as possible)

God's pee apparently has the magical power to let me sleep with Jeff Rowland... I need a glass of God's pee. If you are a urologist in heaven, hook me the fuck up.

That's fitting, sort of, since if ( Read more... )

So. For the past year at least, my computer has needed to be rebooted every two hours or so, varying over the course of the problem's existence. If I do not reboot it, it starts stuttering. If I am typing something when this happens, then whatever is typed during the brief freeze-up of the stutter does not make the way from the keyboard to the ( Read more... )