Fanfic - CWRPS: The Best Fucking Day! (NC-17, Queer/Slash: Jared/Jensen)

[writingbyebonio]

Title: The Best Fucking Day!
Author: eboniorchid
Fandom: The CW/WB
Characters: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Prompt: Written for BadFic Idol at Wincon 2013: Las Vegas. VOTED #1 BADFIC!
Word Count: ~1,000 words.
Rating: NC-17 for sexuality and language.
Warnings/Spoilers: BADFIC! (WARNING FOR AWFUL ADJECTIVES, ADVERBS, & EVERYTHING ELSE!) Crack! Humor!

Comments

[aelijah85]

I have no idea what I just read. lol

[writingbyebonio]

LOL. It's badfic, as in fic written to be intentionally as bad as possible. Sort of like "crack" on steroids and LSD. ;-)

[ashtraythief]

I am in awe of your imagination and vocabulary. Seriously, I have never read anything so gloriously horrible. Kudos! :)

[writingbyebonio]

LOL. Thank you ever so much!

[meus_venator]

LOL, now that must have been liberating. I've never seen so many words strung together quite like that.... Totally worthy of an entry in "WTF Fiction" on tumblre. Where truly bad!fic snippets go to find celebrity.
:)

[writingbyebonio]

OMFG It was so much fun! I was literally laughing and face-palming the whole time. And I've never heard of WTF Fiction, but I'll have to check it out now. ;-)

[popmusicjunkie]

I AM CRYING with laughter here.

"Re-errr. Reee. Re-errr. Errr. Errr. Reee!" He let his hips take over the arhythmic rhythm like a stop-starting stutter-fluttering human-alien hybrid heart - or maybe two - and tilted her clit-snake this way and that, watching her eyes with his own hidden but likely wild-looking ones. He was making zoom-zoom gamer noises, as if he was avoiding obstacles as he mercilessly squeezed her controller

I had to stop there because I couldn't breathe. Hilariously bad fic. Great job.

[writingbyebonio]

Yeeeeaaaahhh. *snort* There were many times while writing this that I had to stop and go: OMG what is wrong with my brain?! LOL. Glad I could give you a laugh. XD

[sam_dean_lover]

*lol* *lol*

[writingbyebonio]

Thanks! It was a hoot to write!