Fanfic - CWRPS: The Best Fucking Day! (NC-17, Queer/Slash: Jared/Jensen)

[writingbyebonio]

Title: The Best Fucking Day!
Author: eboniorchid
Fandom: The CW/WB
Characters: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Prompt: Written for BadFic Idol at Wincon 2013: Las Vegas. VOTED #1 BADFIC!
Word Count: ~1,000 words.
Rating: NC-17 for sexuality and language.
Warnings/Spoilers: BADFIC! (WARNING FOR AWFUL ADJECTIVES, ADVERBS, & EVERYTHING ELSE!) Crack! Humor!

Comments

[deirdre_c]

*weeps with laughter all over again*

GAME, SET, AND MATCH TO YOU, BB!! :DDD

[writingbyebonio]

HAHA! THANKS, BB! I seriously strained some muscles laughing while I wrote this. So much fun!

[roxymissrose]

That was kind of like riding a roller coaster with your eyes taped open. I'm reeling, wincing and laughing my hindparts off. Truly, a masterful piece of Badfic. I salute you!

[writingbyebonio]

HA! Thank you! *takes a bow* It was alternately painful and amusing to write. It definitely takes skill to turn off every desire to make things make more sense, LOL.

[lostandalone22]

You do a wonderful job for deliberately writing bad!fic.

[writingbyebonio]

Thank you! It was tons of fun!

[woostersgirl]

OMG, I died laughing through the whole fic. You have a talent for purple prose. I totally enjoyed the whole thing, even the parts where I had no idea what those two were saying. Just imagining J2 as you described them is doing things for me.

[writingbyebonio]

Thank you ever so much. *takes a bow* It was a riot to write. I seriously hurt my head facepalming, LOL.

And HOMG I'll tell you a not-so-secret fact about this fic: It makes me want to write good (or at least half-decent) fic with Jensen as a drag queen and Jared as ... something that ends up being boyfriend material. Because yes. Jensen in make-up and heels. I DON'T KNOW. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!

[demondean]

It's amazing how talented you are -- to write the most glorious mindfuck and porn and then most awful bad!fic with equal excellence, wow. :D This was the first thing I red this morning and my brain is bleeding a bit now but my face muscles hurt from all the laughing. XD

[writingbyebonio]

Heh. Thank you! I very much appreciate your encouragement. It's definitely a brain-bleedy kind of fic. But, you know, I'm kind of a sadist like that. It's why y'all like me. ;-)