I just scribbled this...
Tell me if it made you crack a smile or if I should just drop any attempt at humour for the centuries to come...
Lily was going insane.
What supported that idea was the fact that there were things in the universe that simply. Didn't. Happen.
The Earth suddenly stopping rotating on itself and smashing into the sun was one of those things. Or at least its probability was infinitesimally little.
Brian Smith looking gay was definitely one of them. And thus, Lily was going insane for telling him just that.
There were few things that had even less chances of absolutely not happening than Brian Smith looking gay. There was the Milky Way deciding to turn into cheese. There was Hell freezing over, of course. And there was Lily "rational bitch" Andrews getting insane.
Oh fuck.
He ripped his light-purple-not-pink shirt off in a fit of rage, decided to make things right again.
He wondered if he could at least keep the leopard thong.
Lily was going insane.
What supported that idea was the fact that there were things in the universe that simply. Didn't. Happen.
The Earth suddenly stopping rotating on itself and smashing into the sun was one of those things. Or at least its probability was infinitesimally little.
Brian Smith looking gay was definitely one of them. And thus, Lily was going insane for telling him just that.
There were few things that had even less chances of absolutely not happening than Brian Smith looking gay. There was the Milky Way deciding to turn into cheese. There was Hell freezing over, of course. And there was Lily "rational bitch" Andrews getting insane.
Oh fuck.
He ripped his light-purple-not-pink shirt off in a fit of rage, decided to make things right again.
He wondered if he could at least keep the leopard thong.