Title: Everything Nice 3/??
Author: Guardian
Rating: PG-13 (NC-17 overall)
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Timeline: sequel to
Sugar & SpiceDisclaimer: written for fun, not profit.
Word count: 2,400
Summary: Wade is forbidden to stay home, so he has to make his own fun.
Previous Parts:
Master post here. (
Don't act so surprised, Nate. Geez. )
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God, you are just the best at writing Wade's witty banter.
UGH YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH ADORABLE. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
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"I don't care what you call it. Any further back into that closet and you'll be in Narnia. And you hate those beaver people."
Oh Sandi, WHY U SO AWESOME? (and now I'm thinking about that song from Grease, but that'd Sandy with a 'y', so I can kinda discount it.)
"Here's an idea," Taskmaster interrupted. "Go build an elaborate, pressure-sensitive IED* and lay on it. If you bring me back a piece of your scapula, I'll give you a lollipop."
Best. Tasky. Line. Evar.
"Yeah, I was worried we'd have to call in the X-Men," Taskmaster added.
Can I say how much I love Tasky in this? There, I just did I know, but damn I love the epic snark.
The puppies looked like they'd all been in a bar fight. With Wolverine.
Quick, someone call Squirrel Girl, and maybe she can even the odds in a battle of the furballs?
D'aww, puppy who loves tacos? You'l fit right in.
Hope eagerly hugged and kissed both of her dads,Thanks for ( ... )
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Good thing I didn't cut it!
Can I say how much I love Tasky in this? There, I just did I know, but damn I love the epic snark.
Hehe, I love Tasky. He's so bitchy. LOL.
MANLY FUCKING MEN. ♥ SO. MANLY.
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A little girl, puppies and an official love confession? Are you trying to smother me with cuteness? 'cos I don't mind one bit!
"I love you, too, Nathan Christopher Priscilla Askani'son Summers"
What a mouthful, lol, and he even left out a few names.
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Hah, didn't you read Sugar & Spice? I'm just trying to work my way up to the naughty, but the cuteness just can't go away overnight
He left out a lot of names, lol. He woulda been there all night.
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I did, but there were no puppies or domestic bliss or Cable lowly seducing Deadpool there in such copious amounts! I mean, with no danger hovering over their heads.
And you know, I can see it now…
"…Charles Summers Askani'son Dayspring GI Jesus Priscilla…"
"You know, you don't have to say my whole name."
"Shut up! I wanna do it proper. Where was I? Damn, now I'm confused. Better start from the top…"
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I thoroughly enjoyed it, so much cute! .3. A new puppy and a love confession? WHOO! It's official! They've been engaged forever (at least that's how I see it) and they're finally boyfriends. :D Yay.
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