[Fic] Everything Nice part 3 - Cable/Deadpool

[guardian_erin]

Title: Everything Nice 3/??
Author: Guardian
Rating: PG-13 (NC-17 overall)
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Timeline: sequel to  Sugar & Spice
Disclaimer: written for fun, not profit.
Word count: 2,400
Summary: Wade is forbidden to stay home, so he has to make his own fun.
Previous Parts:   Master post here.

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[silvercobwebs]

I cackled so much at this. Cackled. Several times. And then I made little sigh noises. I think you may have just broke me.

"I don't care what you call it. Any further back into that closet and you'll be in Narnia. And you hate those beaver people."
Oh Sandi, WHY U SO AWESOME? (and now I'm thinking about that song from Grease, but that'd Sandy with a 'y', so I can kinda discount it.)

"Here's an idea," Taskmaster interrupted. "Go build an elaborate, pressure-sensitive IED* and lay on it. If you bring me back a piece of your scapula, I'll give you a lollipop."
Best. Tasky. Line. Evar.

"Yeah, I was worried we'd have to call in the X-Men," Taskmaster added.
Can I say how much I love Tasky in this? There, I just did I know, but damn I love the epic snark.

The puppies looked like they'd all been in a bar fight. With Wolverine.
Quick, someone call Squirrel Girl, and maybe she can even the odds in a battle of the furballs?

D'aww, puppy who loves tacos? You'l fit right in.

Hope eagerly hugged and kissed both of her dads,
Thanks for killing me yet again with lines you'd never expect to see anywhere else in this lil corner of fandom. ♥

And finally...

BOYFRIENDS!

Bestest Manly-Men-Gun-Toting-Taco-Eatin'-Messiah-Complexin' Boyfriends Ever.
A-fucking-Men.

[guardian_erin]

Best. Tasky. Line. Evar.

Good thing I didn't cut it!

Can I say how much I love Tasky in this? There, I just did I know, but damn I love the epic snark.

Hehe, I love Tasky. He's so bitchy. LOL.

MANLY FUCKING MEN. ♥ SO. MANLY.