Comments | wrestlingwitch: Eighth

wrestlingwitch

Eighth

May 14, 2011 08:38

Okay, just so we set the record straight once and for all:

Robert Pattinson is way better than Nicholas Cage in all things. In hotness, in acting ability, and just in sheer awesomeness all around, no matter what Egbert says.

Get it? Got it? Good. Glad we got that cleared up.

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And so it begins. 8 ) vampauxiliatrix May 14 2011, 15:44:34 UTC

Robert Pattinson Is Not A Bad Actor But His Acting Career Would Have Been Significantly Better If Only He Hadn't Signed A Certain Few Contracts

Just as planned 83 wrestlingwitch May 14 2011, 15:45:41 UTC

Like what? All of his movies are excellent.

Awww yes. >D vampauxiliatrix May 14 2011, 15:50:05 UTC

The Ones In Which The Author Mistakenly Assumes That Vampires Are Able To Not Only Walk In The Sun Without Any Kind Of Potion To Do So But Also That They Sparkle Like A Shattered Mirror When Exposed To Sunlight

wrestlingwitch May 14 2011, 15:51:11 UTC

...you've got to be kidding me. Twilight was the best.

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allsarcasm May 14 2011, 17:01:29 UTC

I'm not so sure about that. Nicholas Cage is an unprecedented piece of technology.

wrestlingwitch May 15 2011, 05:43:50 UTC

Nicolas Cage plays the same person in every single movie.

allsarcasm May 15 2011, 17:22:53 UTC

Exactly. The mark of a successful machine is consistency. He replicates the results every time, without fail.

Again, a remarkable piece of technology.

wrestlingwitch May 16 2011, 14:17:34 UTC

Remarkably boring, in my own opinion.

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fearnoanvil May 14 2011, 18:02:24 UTC

this entry is made of lies.

wrestlingwitch May 15 2011, 05:44:02 UTC

Your face is made of lies.

fearnoanvil May 15 2011, 12:51:41 UTC

the beagle puss is always truthful.

wrestlingwitch May 16 2011, 14:37:34 UTC

[whateven] Are you referring to your face as beagle puss?

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officestuck May 14 2011, 23:19:27 UTC

I like Tom Cruise a lot...

wrestlingwitch May 15 2011, 05:44:39 UTC

He's not bad. Makes a great Lestat. But he's a jerk in real life and kind of crazy with the Scientology thing, so that takes off points in my book.

officestuck May 15 2011, 05:45:54 UTC

He's just misunderstood.

wrestlingwitch May 15 2011, 05:46:43 UTC

He's kind of crazy. Did you see the part where he jumped on Oprah's couch?

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ohmygodshoez May 15 2011, 00:57:20 UTC

Oh my god, what?

wrestlingwitch May 15 2011, 05:44:49 UTC

Problem?

ohmygodshoez May 15 2011, 19:49:31 UTC

They both suck. Especially Rpattz. Have you seen his hair? It looks like he hasn't washed it in years!

wrestlingwitch May 16 2011, 14:38:28 UTC

Pattinson does not suck. And it's not that bad; not to mention the makeup department's fault.

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