X: Happy Fourth of July! Me: Errr... Thanks? But you do realize that I don't live there? So I'm not going to start setting firecrackers off randomly, or do a one-float parade. X: Yes! But you should be celebrating! It's your independence day. Me: ... right. I'm not sure I want to be associated with a lot of the shenanigans that go on during Independence Day. X: Where's your pride in your country? Me: Stuck right next to its women's rights and non-second amendment crazies. I.e. hiding really well these days. Also, just so you know, and before you start planning, no, I don't really celebrate Bastille Day either. X: At least you had cake, right? Me: No. But I did make Cookie Monster cupcakes yesterday, so I suppose that counts for something. X: ... Any left? Me: Not a crumb.
Very odd dream. In it met someone whomsaid he knew you but I didn't like him very much. Felt like Cheeseapple's more teisted brother took human form. Called himself Epsteine and was whip thin, wearing a long and oddly fashioned army great coat.
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Usual conversation:
X: Happy Fourth of July!
Me: Errr... Thanks? But you do realize that I don't live there? So I'm not going to start setting firecrackers off randomly, or do a one-float parade.
X: Yes! But you should be celebrating! It's your independence day.
Me: ... right. I'm not sure I want to be associated with a lot of the shenanigans that go on during Independence Day.
X: Where's your pride in your country?
Me: Stuck right next to its women's rights and non-second amendment crazies. I.e. hiding really well these days. Also, just so you know, and before you start planning, no, I don't really celebrate Bastille Day either.
X: At least you had cake, right?
Me: No. But I did make Cookie Monster cupcakes yesterday, so I suppose that counts for something.
X: ... Any left?
Me: Not a crumb.
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Having said that some people in my county should police their uteri a little more.
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