Okay. I've really had enough.

[wraithwitch]

Time to take my meds, my tarot cards and my laptop and put them somewhere safe.

Then time to drown everything else in petrol and light the bitch.

I do not want to have to deal with this AGAIN.This is... what... the fourth time

Comments

[spacedmonkey]

What can I do? I can relearn poker if that helps?

[wraithwitch]

Oh my darlin' you are very meekle. Alas, I don't think poker will do it.

Tell me if you need help painting your hall should hired painty people be too much.

[valerius1979]

Although I am a big fan of fire and setting things on fire, what is it you need to set fire to?

[wraithwitch]

Specifically, bugs. In general, my entire room because that's where they live. Kinda 'nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure'.

Sigh.

I owe you a vast and very fat email containing all sorts of wibble. It will appear as soon as I get a day free =)

[valerius1979]

Oh, bugs! They were the final straw of why I left London! I have no idea how to get rid of them, I am not sure even fire would work!

[slavelabour]

Again with those little bastards? I wish they were bigger so you could shoot them.

[wraithwitch]

I wish they were too - that would rock - I could do with the target practice and it would be *so* satisfying to drill the little fekkers!

[colonel_maxim]

Oh, them verdamt bugs again. If you want to crash over in reletive buglessness for a couple of days, you would be welcome. Mind you, we now have a mouse but it seems a relatively harmless form of vermin.