Since it's almost time once again for the unique magic that is Feral...

Sparkling Water & Northwoods - ©2012 by Trevor Patrick (Wotan ( Read more... )

I just came across this on a forum I frequent, and the more I think about it, the less I find that I can argue with it.

FOREIGN AID (n) - The method by which money is taken from poor people in rich countries and given to rich people in poor countries (see: Haiti, Ethiopia, Sudan, Zimbabwe, Uganda, etc.)

I think I've discovered the formula for success that's used by over 90% of the people who post amateur videos on youtube.

Poor to Mediocre Footage + Gratuitous Addition of Poor to Mediocre Music + Stupid and/or Unfunny Commentary = PROFIT!

I saw four robins hopping around on the front lawn this morning. Earliest I've seen them show up for the past few years...

There's still patches of melting snow on the ground, for Gawd's sake!

In honour of Comrade Putin, and in honour of the fine Russian owners of this lovely LiveJournal service...

Roses are red, violets are blue...
In Soviet Russia, Election win YOU!

Just came across this quote recently, and liked it enough to steal it: "Conservatives should learn the difference between a sin and a crime, and liberals should learn the difference between a virtue and a requirement."

That is all.

Happy Singles' Awareness Day (SAD) to all other folks like me out there, who are long-term losers at the game of love, and who have long since learned to live with being alone ( Read more... )

You know what? I was never bothered by any of the outrageous things Santorum has said in the media. He just always struck me as a man who is mostly made of distilled WHARRGARBL and Derpity-Derp. And after all, freedom of speech is freedom of speech, even if someone chooses to use that freedom like toilet paper ( Read more... )

I just received a letter from Rogers Wireless today... It was an acknowledgment that my current contract will be expiring in several months, coupled with a request for me to "consider signing up for a new three year contract ( Read more... )

In light of the season, I thought I'd offer my own list of what I consider the top five worst Xmas songs EVAR. Your results may vary.

(5) A Wonderful Christmas Time - by Paul McCartney ( Read more... )