Everything is so much more clear now
Distance has allowed reason to find its counterpart and assemble itself
I am wiser now
But I must return to the haze that I call my life
And live a damned dignified life
I need no glasses to wear
It is the world that lacks the 20/20 vision I've always had.

So it is no secret that it is no secret that I am coming home...
Date: June 20th.
Biss gleich!

Just lettin y'all now that I am alive and kickin....Drinking Bier and eating Currywurst....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRACY!!

So I am in Paris now. I was extremely depressed leaving Spain...mostly my host mother. I fucking love that woman, like a mother fo real. We both cried.......Now I am in Paris and we are going to see a movie... I'll update y'all

Sevilla was amazing:
1. Didn´t get sick
2. Didn´t get anything robbed
3. Saw a bullfight!!!!!!!!!!!

Finals this week bitches.
Just started studying.
Joder.

After numerous times of my señora blaming the extranjeros for delicuencia in España, The Consulate of Mallorica called me today informing that my laptop with passport was turned in by a Russian guy. Haha. Called the Russian guy and thanked him. He found it in front of a discoteca in Palmanova. My guess is that the Spanish person didn´t understand ( Read more... )

In Madrid with the Megmeister.....

So I am going to the Embassy of Madrid on Wednesday to apply for a new passport. I might just go stay overnight on Tuesday so I don´t have to catch the bus at five in the morning. I was going to go to Málaga tommorow, but I talked to the notary there, and she sounded horrible. She had just found out that someone died in her family. So to Madrid I ( Read more... )

Mallorca was one big acid trip. It started off on a good note when I had my laptop stolen with my passport in it. Mallorca´s airport decided that lost and found (objetos perdidos) doesn´t need to be open up on weekends nor after two in the afternoon. Went to the Guardia Civil, some retarted police force to file a report. I walk into the office, a ( Read more... )

So my senora asked me today: Is the Mediterranean an ocean in the United States? Yeah. There are three french girls in my house right now and my senora is set on me staying with one of them in France. They live three hours from Paris....we shall see. I am taking them out tonight for churros (a stringy donut thing of sorts, fried and eaten with ( Read more... )