ATTENTION EVERYONE!

If you see a pig with a spiked collar and a name tag reading 'Porcupine', please return it to me. It is MY PIG. Technically Matthew's pig. I lost it today somewhere in the city and am offering a reward for its safe return. Breed is unknown but it is big and black and white and pink.Today, I started out to visit my boyfriend ( Read more... )

In hospital craters motorbike Tono you're my next of Kim I will fucking kill you if you tell my parents Claire you're in charge of my winguntil I very out

Nurse is botching iM not allowed to use cells in hospital fuck

[OOC Translation: In hospital, crashed motorbike. Tino, you're my next of kin, I will fucking kill you if you tell my parents. ( Read more... )

I'm Mathias Køhler and I'll be your RA. For some of you, anyway ( Read more... )