I am glad that there a much more varied selection available than what was around when I was a good Jewish boy (ages 2-13).

But, seriously now, does anyone under age 50 eat (drink?) borsht?

And does anyone bother with the chocolate covered matzahs?

(BTW-matzah, matza, matzo, and matzoh are all the same thing...tasteless crunchy cardboard...)

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 So, some of my co-workers have started calling me "Izzy."

I have had a few nicknames over the years, including the following:
Ike
Yitz (from my hebrew name)
Froggy (from how I jumped in high school while playing basketball)

I know you cant really pick your nicknames, but I really dont dig this one.

I am not an "Izzy", am I?

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I have suddenly lost all respect for Shimon Perez.

So, my beloved and I went to see The Simpsons Movie this afternoon in Somerville.
Afterwards, we went across the street to J.P. Licks.
The lady had a cup of Cake Batter ice cream and I had a cup of Fresh Mint.
While the Fresh Mint ice cream had a nice flavor, the consistency was all wrong.

And now, your equation for the day:

Fresh mint
+
Vanilla Ice Cream
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Police finally showed up at 5:30. 
They took down all the info about my car.
And told me that if I or they dont find my car within 48 hours, that I should give it up for lost.
Though they think the car is probably within a mile of the apartment at any number of "garages."
In pieces by now.

So, yeah, there you go.

Seriously, though, where the hell is it?

Because the last time I saw it was midnight last night.
It was in front of the apartment.
And it isnt there now.

And, yes, it was parked legally.
And, yes, I am 100% sure it was stolen and not repossessed.

Called the cops at 2 pm.
They have yet to respond.
It is 4:30 now.

I am losing it.
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Oh, poor baby. Does someone need a sandwich and a hug?

Revitalized Community Ambiance is a fun/stupid/silly term.

Discuss.