Dude, Where's My Car?
Seriously, though, where the hell is it?
Because the last time I saw it was midnight last night.
It was in front of the apartment.
And it isnt there now.
And, yes, it was parked legally.
And, yes, I am 100% sure it was stolen and not repossessed.
Called the cops at 2 pm.
They have yet to respond.
It is 4:30 now.
I am losing it.
Seriously having trouble not screaming or worse.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!!!!