Clearly my goal is to cause you misery and pain. Clearly. *Eyeroll*

Trust me... 10x easier to give you what you want. Suck it up.

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to date a pile of nerdy, attractive men in my life who are single and fabulous people ( Read more... )

I want to write a letter, but it's not worth my time. Bricks don't absorb a damn thing, no matter how much your pour on them ( Read more... )

Don't wait around for your life to happen to you. Find something that makes you happy and do it. Cause all the rest...it's just background noise.

I do not meet your conditions, and I do not care.

The words you used were mine, used a thousand times ( Read more... )

Estoy aprendiendo más Español en el almuerzo en el trabajo. Quiero tomar una clase de como me gustaría hablar con fluidez.

I need about a week off work to get everything in order that's currently fucked up. I just can't do it...

I'm thankful for my past. For without it, even the trying parts, I would not be who I am today.