ITEM! shocked & appalled that bluddy parky ( w/his "everything was better in the old days", real ale, gricket & jamie gullum values ) got a knighthood in the new year honours but there was nothing more for britain's greatest entertainer, beloved bruce forsyth - o well, brucie is the people's "sir" in a "queen of all our hearts" type of way
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they spelt forsyth wrong on the "brucie should get a knighthood" petition at the 10 downing st website - which i suspected wouldn't bode well ( - despite over a thousand "signatures" by the glosing date )...
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Bruce Wayne?
Robert The?
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Did he do The Pose? (I'm sure Martin knows the technical term).
'Nice to shoot you, to shoot you - '
'AAARRRGH!!'
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wellington: "i shot an arrow in the air - it fell to earth i know not where"
( he shoots toy arrow skyward )
( it lands on marlon's head knocking him over )
wellington ( still in poetic reverie ): "that was a bit of longfellow"
marlon: ( dazed ): "it felt more like a telegraph pole!"
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