Merci, mes amis!

[sarko_le_grand]

My thanks go first  to all the right-thinking voters of my beautiful and long-suffering country who had the courage to take a bold step into the future by electing me President of the Republic last Sunday.  I know I can count on you again to give the UMP a solid majority next month in the legislative elections, after which I can begin the work of

Comments

[dominiquelechic]

*curses violently under his breath, the word 'gravel' audible more than a few times*

[dominiquelechic]

Keep talking to him like that, and he won't let you borrow one of his yachts.

[sarko_le_grand]

If the yacht has a French registry, he has no claim on it. I'll take ownership myself, in the national interest, of course.

[dominiquelechic]

Why would it have a French registry, Nicolas?

[sarko_le_grand]

Wait a moment. Have we suddenly started talking about real yachts rather than yachts-as-code-words?

[dominiquelechic]

*scowls* I don't belong to you, Nico!

[jc_of_politics]

Does he start to remind you of someone, caro? Or is he simply afraid of me?

[dominiquelechic]

Remind me of whom exactly, Silvio?

[jc_of_politics]

You know. I don't have to say it.

[dominiquelechic]

Be very careful.

[jc_of_politics]

*sigh* Caro....

[dominiquelechic]

Go on, then. Say what you're thinking.

[jc_of_politics]

No. It will only upset you and that's the last thing I want to do.