[The monitor switches on, showing a long haired, stubble faced, rather wobbly looking man stumbling round his apartment. Stumbling round his apartment and singing loudly.]
Kookaburra sits on electric wire, jumping up and down with his bum on fire. Fuckin' ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra-- Huh.
[Stumbling round his apartment clutching what
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SORRY, GENTS ONLY IN HERE PLEASE. BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
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Gods, keep it down! You're too loud. [pause.] And drunk. I think.
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Maybe you're not drunk enough. Try the ice cream girl, she's-- friendly.
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nah, can't be.]
Are you offering to top me up?
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Y'know, you sound like my-- like Cameron.
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Don't tell her about the strippers.
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[pauuuuse]
There's nothing in it.
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No, wait, they're mine.
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