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Sep 03, 2009 01:57

[The monitor switches on, showing a long haired, stubble faced, rather wobbly looking man stumbling round his apartment. Stumbling round his apartment and singing loudly.]

Kookaburra sits on electric wire, jumping up and down with his bum on fire. Fuckin' ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra-- Huh.

[Stumbling round his apartment clutching what ( Read more... )

internal affairs, bachelor boy, not as think as you drunk i am, cursed, bachelor party, wedding belles, back to the future, i always glow, working the stereotype, feels like the first time, intoxication, selective amnesia

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voice; captainshort September 3 2009, 01:04:27 UTC
... Chase?

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voice; firedgold September 3 2009, 01:09:45 UTC
[You've just cut off a contented hum with a startled squeak, Holly]

SORRY, GENTS ONLY IN HERE PLEASE. BE OUT IN A MINUTE.

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voice; SORRY SO DISTRACTED creeping on googlearth captainshort September 3 2009, 01:42:15 UTC
[Have some sharp feedback as Holly recoils from the audio in her helmet. Which she is wearing in her room because it's easier to surf the Network that way. Yeah.]

Gods, keep it down! You're too loud. [pause.] And drunk. I think.

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voice; creeeeeper firedgold September 3 2009, 01:55:27 UTC
[In turn, have a crash and thud as feedback from thin air takes him by surprise]

Maybe you're not drunk enough. Try the ice cream girl, she's-- friendly.

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as_damaged September 3 2009, 01:08:22 UTC
Are you drunk?

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voice; firedgold September 3 2009, 01:12:26 UTC
[that sounds like...

nah, can't be.]

Are you offering to top me up?

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voice; as_damaged September 3 2009, 01:14:13 UTC
I'm just trying to figure out whether you're out of your mind.

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voice; firedgold September 3 2009, 01:18:38 UTC
[He's not sure about this statement. Is she hitting on him??]

Y'know, you sound like my-- like Cameron.

[...]

Don't tell her about the strippers.

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firedgold September 3 2009, 01:14:15 UTC
No. Noooo no no no no. No. She got friendly with me. It's plath-- plaf--

[pauuuuse]

There's nothing in it.

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firedgold September 3 2009, 01:20:35 UTC
Welcome to Australia.

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Voice firedgold September 3 2009, 01:16:03 UTC
HEY WILSON. [somebody needs to learn indoor voice tonight. This feels like it's being yelled through a closed door] THINK I FOUND YOUR PANTS.

No, wait, they're mine.

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Voice firedgold September 3 2009, 01:28:38 UTC
You didn't like this plant, right? It's a piss-ugly plant.

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audio; keepingoddhours September 3 2009, 01:14:23 UTC
Hey you ain't so uptight after all.

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audio; firedgold September 3 2009, 01:20:02 UTC
No, but I'm fuckin' drunk. Christ, can't a guy take a piss in peace tonight?

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audio; keepingoddhours September 3 2009, 01:21:39 UTC
If you wanna take a piss in peace, partner, then you ain't drunk enough!

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audio; firedgold September 3 2009, 01:27:09 UTC
Well excuse me while I use the plant.

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