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[worksmart]

[The monitor switches on, showing a long haired, stubble faced, rather wobbly looking man stumbling round his apartment. Stumbling round his apartment and singing loudly.]

Kookaburra sits on electric wire, jumping up and down with his bum on fire. Fuckin' ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra-- Huh.

[Stumbling round his apartment clutching what

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Voice

[firedgold]

HEY WILSON. [somebody needs to learn indoor voice tonight. This feels like it's being yelled through a closed door] THINK I FOUND YOUR PANTS.

No, wait, they're mine.

Voice

[firedgold]

You didn't like this plant, right? It's a piss-ugly plant.

Voice

[firedgold]

[He's taking this new information in.]

...Your neighbour's got some piss-ugly plants.

Voice

[firedgold]

Because you told House you wouldn't come. [This is authoritative, although no one has specifically said so.] 'N if Mohammed won't come to the party, there are strippers in your apartment.

Voice

[firedgold]

He said he books ducks for yours. Is that a euphemism?

Voice; [Wilson can also remember anything he's told if you choose to btw

[firedgold]

Rhyming code?

Voice; [Shortbus special

[firedgold]

Fuck a duck.

[Changing the subject, did you say? But Chase is not yet sure you got his clever rhyme joke.]

Did you really? Cameron'd kill me.

Voice;

[firedgold]

Hey. She's cute. You don't even have pants.