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Aug 31, 2010 23:44

MISSING FROM CITY GENERAL HOSPITALOne (1) biopsy sample (liver ( Read more... )

not the best of moods, don't ask don't tell, aftermath, amnesty international, finally the right age, avoidance tactics, paging dr frankenstein, doctoring, hospital business, missing presumed used for horrors, unimpressed

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audio ][ adamantined August 31 2010, 23:28:55 UTC

Someone stole biopsies?

[Pause. Is this the right place for a 'fava beans and a nice chianti' joke?]

Gross.

audio ][ worksmart September 1 2010, 00:47:14 UTC

...Did it involve a book of shadows?

audio ][ 1/2 adamantined September 1 2010, 00:49:57 UTC

You're just saying that you didn't jump to conclusions because you've been caught red handed in said jumping.

audio ][ adamantined September 1 2010, 00:50:55 UTC

[PAUSE of pauseliness.]

That depends on whether or not you consider a recipe book to be shadowy.

audio ][ 1/2 worksmart September 1 2010, 00:56:13 UTC

You're just saying that because you gave yourself away by feeling guilty enough to take my question as an accusal.

audio ][ worksmart September 1 2010, 00:57:07 UTC

Only if the recipe involves sacrificing a goat.

audio ][ 1/2 adamantined September 1 2010, 01:05:06 UTC

[Fffft.]

Asking someone if they've got something to hide is accusing.

audio ][ adamantined September 1 2010, 01:06:17 UTC

We only sacrifice virgins here in Cada de Black Magic.

audio ][ worksmart September 1 2010, 01:11:45 UTC

No, it's asking. If I asked what you did with the murderous cupcakes, that might imply something more.

audio ][ adamantined September 1 2010, 01:15:37 UTC

If I told you what I did with the murderous cupcakes, I'd have to kill you.

audio ][ worksmart September 1 2010, 01:21:39 UTC

Really? Sounds like you ate them.

audio ][ adamantined September 1 2010, 01:24:25 UTC

Will it help my case at all if I say they were trying to eat me first?

audio ][ worksmart September 1 2010, 01:42:47 UTC

Did they have teeth?

audio ][ adamantined September 1 2010, 01:49:10 UTC

They had what looked like teeth, but whenever they tried to bite down they just crumbled away like, well... crumbs. Regardless of how homicidal a homicidal pastry can actually be, you should see what they did to my apartment. It actually looks like someone was murdered. I think I'd take Frankenstein's monster any day.

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