Aug 31, 2010 23:44
MISSING FROM CITY GENERAL HOSPITAL
One (1) biopsy sample (liver)
Two (2) biopsy sample (skin)
Seventeen (17) units fresh frozen plasma
Six (6) micro vascular clamps
Six (6) towel clamps
Two (2) atraumatic bulldog clamps
Four (4) pairs locking forceps
One (1) speculum
One (1) thoracic retractor
One (1) centrifuge
One (1) portable ultrasound
Two (2) surgical saw.
Two (2) operating tables.
All the above items are awol as of yesterday. You've got until tomorrow to see them returned, no questions asked. After that the matter goes to the police. The list probably isn't comprehensive, so if you have anything that looks like it might belong to the hospital, that's where you should bring it.
If you're bringing back biological waste, reception can check it off before they point you to the incinerator.
not the best of moods,
don't ask don't tell,
aftermath,
amnesty international,
finally the right age,
avoidance tactics,
paging dr frankenstein,
doctoring,
hospital business,
missing presumed used for horrors,
unimpressed