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Jan 21, 2010 19:20

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voice; slow warning because... class adamantined January 21 2010, 20:40:37 UTC

[Squint. She's trying not to imagine what this would look like if they toppled over onto the floor like sideways turtles.]

So the laws of gravity do apply to jerks. All this time, I just kept thinking they were kept upright by their own egos and bad ethnic jokes.

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 05:05:09 UTC

Well, I beg to differ.

[The smile in her tone is blatant. It might actually be stuck there.]

It's okay to giggle. It's not like it was a bad sound.

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 05:22:10 UTC

It's fine to giggle, if you're a twelve year old girl. I laughed. It was a soft laugh.

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 05:28:53 UTC

Okay, okay. It was a soft laugh.

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 05:35:09 UTC

It's okay to giggle if you're drunk...

That's not a bad idea.

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 05:37:05 UTC

You think it's a good idea to get drunk while you're super glued to House? I mean, it's a good idea in theory, but eventually someone would fall down and someone would have to break the seal.

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 05:40:52 UTC

I think leaning against a bar sounds a hell of a lot better than having to decide who sits on who.

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 05:51:39 UTC

Until one of you drunkenly tries to sit down.

Granted, that argument would probably go over better if at least one of you was drunk.

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 06:08:50 UTC

Get enough sheets to the wind and nobody passes comments when you hug your mates, either. Working tonight?

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 06:15:30 UTC

I've never heard someone say 'sheets to the wind.'

[Pause.]

Maybe I am around six. Is that a House-attached question?

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 06:21:08 UTC

Three sheets to the wind? You've never heard that before?

All my questions today are.

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 06:25:36 UTC

I've heard about sails to the wind. You Australians must be sailing around on beds.

Can I put a napkin in his mouth?

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 06:29:21 UTC

You Americans don't know your sailing terminology. Sheets are the ropes holding your sails down.

You could try.

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 06:35:48 UTC

That's just stupid. Why call ropes sheets? Sheets are [she almost says sheeps here] sheets and ropes are ropes. And I've never been on a boat, so this is all totally irrelevant.

Trying alone might be worth it. If you can drag him down there, I'll tell them to put you in my section.

voice; worksmart January 22 2010, 06:45:11 UTC

And you've got hundreds of ropes on deck, only three of which control your sails. That's why the important ones get names. I've been on a couple of boats.

[Yachts, shh.]

...You pretend he's a sandwich?

voice; adamantined January 22 2010, 06:55:14 UTC

And I thought paddle boats were complicated. I stand corrected. Three sheets to the wind it is.

I pretend he's anything that can't speak.

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